Today Michael Bay continues his quest to systematically convert your memories of beloved  toys into inevitably disappointing but embarrassingly lucrative films. Here is the first official look at the new live action/CGI Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

The teaser trailer confirms in just 90 seconds what many had long expected/feared. Producer Michael Bay has precisely followed his trademark formula to bring you essentially a Transformers remake with Turtles instead of robots. See for yourself below: